There isn’t nearly enough secondhand embarrassment in amnesia fic.
I want amnesia fic where the person with amnesia finds photos of themself looking at their crush (who they can’t currently remember) with glowing heart-eyes and is just like — am I seriously this obvious all the time? Don’t I realize that people can see me?
I want amnesia fic where the person with amnesia asks their bff, “so tell me about myself” and the bff starts describing the EPIC HUMILIATINGLY OBVIOUS CRUSH the amnesiac has on their love interest and the amnesiac is like “oh god please stop telling me about myself.”
I want amnesia fic where the person with amnesia opens up their laptop and looks in their porn folder and finds 3 videos of lookalike porn, 18 of their crush’s shitty vines and an mp3 of a voicemail their crush left them that’s not even remotely sexy, it’s just their crush saying something like “you did a great job out there today” and the amnesiac is just looking at their porn folder in horror like oh my god what is this? This is what gets me off now? Am I seriously this pathetic?
I want amnesia fic where the person with amnesia discovers that they’ve apparently learned advanced baking/archaic latin poetry/the entire Klingon language for the sole purpose of impressing their crush, and yet still haven’t mustered up enough courage to ask said crush out on a date, and the amnesiac is just appalled at themselves, just appalled.
I DEMAND THIS QUALITY CONTENT