We’re the only two neurodivergent people in this Psychology 101 Class we must band together to survive.
You’re the ASL interpreter working my favorite artist’s concert and you’ve done the most masterful interpretation of my favorite song can we go out for coffee?
There’s only one gluten free muffin left don’t think I won’t fight you for it.
Autism Speaks put a vile billboard in our hometown and we both decided to deface it on the same night.
This library only has one audiobook copy of the obscure textbook our professor is making us use so I guess we’re sharing it.
We’re both skipping social skills class I won’t tell if you don’t.
The most frustrating thing about having my AAC machine broken right now is it’s so much harder to flirt with the cute technician who came over to fix it.
I have Crohn’s Disease and some asshole wouldn’t let me cut them in line to the bathroom but then u burst out of your stall with ur pants down and ushered me in. Also ur underwear is really cute.
There’s only one theatre in this town that plays movies with captions and I always see u there but the thing is the films you go to are all shit let me show you what real cinematography is.
I’m new here and I don’t know where any of the ramps are yet please help.
You’re my favorite paralympian can you autograph my prosthesis?
Someone tried to push my chair and then got mad at me when I told them to leave me alone so you picked them up to give them a taste of their own medicine. It turns out you also have mobility problems and this was a good symptom day for you but then you lifted a grown adult and now everything hurts. I am oddly endeared by ur terrible impulse control can u maybe hitch a ride with me?
You’ve never fronted around me and I’ve never fronted around you but our system members think we should date.
Our physical therapy sessions overlap and I know it’s rude to stare but ur butt in those yoga pants damn.
I forgot to renew my prescription several days in a row and got to the pharmacy minutes before closing time and you rang me up but it turns out I forgot my wallet at home and now I’m crying hysterically did I mention I’ve been off my meds for a few days.
We get chemo on the same schedule and we’ve never talked but I see you all the time and ur really cute.
We’re both little people trying to find formalwear in the children’s aisle and exchanging shopping and tailoring tips has quickly turned into flirting.
You’re my new roommate in the ward and I was about to lay down the law but ur really hot omg so now I’m just blabbering.
Ok so I know this is illegal but I noticed that you take the same prescription as me and I forgot my meds at my dorm please can you lend me a pill I have a test today that’s 30% of my final grade.
I just got my diagnosis and I’m really scared but I went into the tag and found ur selfies and posts and u are so funny and gorgeous and insightful can we skype some time?