Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual “Wotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!” And Molly turns round confused, sees what he’s talking about and – “Those are not ‘the kids’ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!”
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR HOURS
Hagrid – who always has an open invitation to any Weasley party – is fucking DELIGHTED
Cue Charlie and Hagrid cooing over fire-breathing monsters, playing dress-up with them and generally worrying everyone in attendance.
They only light the tent on fire twice. It’s a record