Really, detective? A strawberry daiquiri? Well, you must be secure in your sexuality.” She grinned unpleasantly.

Very secure,” he said, looking her up and down with his one good eye. “I’m about as gay as an Easter daffodil.”

How gay is an Easter daffodil?

slightly more gay than a Christmas poinsettia

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