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Magical Creatures (+ Robot) (Part I)
The
Demon smirked. Soon he would have both, the other’s body and soul.“Hey, you hurt
its feelings.”“It’s a robot. I
don’t think it even has feelings.”I’m a
sin eater. I absorb the misdeeds of others, darkening my soul to keep theirs
pure. That is what I’m capable of.“Speak of the
devil!”“My name’s
Lucifer, asshole.”“Okay.”
“Okay?! I tell
you I’m a vampire and you say ‘okay’?!”“As long as you
don’t start sparkling when we hang out, I don’t see the problem.”Chasing
demons away seems to be so much more fun on TV.“Do you have the hair?”
“No, because seriously where do you get the hair
of a mythical creature?”“You’re an
angel.”"Am I? What’s an
angel without its wings?“It wasn’t the vases and the glasses that got knocked over everyday that annoyed him the most about his new roommate. It was in the morning when he woke up with a too warm body next to him and a mouth full of feathers that he thought he definitely didn’t sign up for this when he became a demon.
“What can I say?
Opposites attract.”“That is really
not a good excuse for sleeping with a bloody angel!”