Based on a survey of Tumblr users’ professed career ambitions, I’ve concluded that our ideal occupations are:

  • writer
  • lighthouse keeper
  • specialty bookstore clerk
  • patent examiner
  • ornamental hermit
  • surveillance drone operator
  • hunter-gatherer
  • sign painter
  • web designer circa 1996

  • that wild-eyed guy with the unplaceable Eastern European accent who greets the protagonist when they set foot aboard the ostensibly abandoned undersea research facility and/or space station

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